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Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. A true inspiration for the children. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!

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Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty?

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Love’s Labors Lost in Space

Kids have names? Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? No argument here. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal!

  • Anyone who laughs is a communist!
  • I wish! It’s a nickel.
  • I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.

Xmas Story

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd. Meh. But I’ve never been to the moon! Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony?

That Darn Katz!

Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty?

  1. Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?
  2. Belligerent and numerous.
  3. I never loved you.
  4. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
  5. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
The Prisoner of Benda

File not found. You are the last hope of the universe. You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!

Bend Her

You’re going to do his laundry? Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. When will that be?

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