What to Eat For Holiday Stress

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Tell them I hate them. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! You are the last hope of the universe.

War Is the H-Word

I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! I love you, buddy! You can see how I lived before I met you.

  • Oh God, what have I done?
  • It’s a T. It goes “tuh”.
  • You’re going to do his laundry?

Bendin’ in the Wind

That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”? It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Bender, we’re trying our best. When will that be? Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs?

A Head in the Polls

Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. A true inspiration for the children.

  1. Throw her in the brig.
  2. I wish! It’s a nickel.
  3. That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”?
  4. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
Where No Fan Has Gone Before

Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! With gusto. Your best is an idiot! Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Meh.

The Farnsworth Parabox

I wish! It’s a nickel. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.

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