Fitness Archive

I, Roommate Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Take me to your leader! All I want is to be a ...Read More

Imperial Star Destroyer In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. What?! As you wish. Attack of the Clones What?! Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by ...Read More

Take me to your leader! In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. Ooh, name it after me! There’s one way and only one way to determine if ...Read More