Weight Loss Archive

What to Eat For Holiday Stress

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Tell them I hate them. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! ...Read More

10 Ways to Lose Weight Fast

As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Bender, we’re trying our best. Throw her in the brig. I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! ...Read More