What to Eat For Holiday Stress

Diet, Weight Loss February 27, 2014
Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Tell them I hate them. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! ...Read More

10 Ways to Lose Weight Fast

Weight Loss February 27, 2014
As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Bender, we’re trying our best. Throw her in the brig. I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! ...Read More

Healthy Eating Habits to Ensure Good Health

Diet February 27, 2014
The Cryonic Woman Bender, we’re trying our best. Meh. You don’t know how to do any of those. Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? A Fishful of Dollars Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, ...Read More

All You Need To Know To Stay Fit

Fitness February 27, 2014
Take me to your leader! In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. Ooh, name it after me! There’s one way and only one way to determine if ...Read More